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His rubber face stretches in a millisecond from a cringe of pain to a squint of befuddled disgruntlement, and he uses his big body like a tubby ballet dancer who doesn’t so much suspend gravity as ignore it. He also magically channels Curly’s terror, joy, dog-barking displaced aggression, and ”Woo-woo-woo!” insanity. But Will Sasso, as the greatest of all the Stooges, the infantile genius Curly, not only looks the part to an eerie degree. If anything, he’s a touch softer than the real Moe.

Chris Diamantopoulos captures Moe’s ’30s back-alley toughness and his super-fast brainiac rhythms, though a part of me wishes that he’d been even more of a scowling pill. Sean Hayes, in his monstrously ugly frizz-mop (the subject of many a droll and bewildered putdown), does wonders with Larry’s lost-puppy stare and syrupy voice he makes him a touching, trusting dupe, the kind who will never be fast enough to outthink Moe’s open hand. All three of the leads get very close to the Stooges’ old looks and personalities, but they do more than impersonate they inhabit. ”Oh, tweet us to dinner? Soitenly!” Bits like that do more than revive the Stooges’ idiocy - they give it flava.Īnd so do the actors. ”I’ll tweet you,” says someone to Curly a little later on. ”I am!” says Curly, holding an onion and a vegetable peeler, ”I’m smothering him in onions!” ””Ehhh,” growls Moe, ”good thinking, Emeril!” as he takes the peeler and applies it to Curly’s skull. ”I thought I told you to smother him!” barks Moe at Curly, standing near the man in a hospital bed who they’ve signed on to kill. (They think they’re getting $830,000 for the job and plan to use the money to save their old orphanage.) The contemporary setting turns out to work incredibly well, because it lends a fresh, hip vitality to the Stooges’ violence. The Farrellys have taken the bowl-cut ringleader Moe (Chris Diamantopoulos), the Bozo-haired sad sack Larry (Sean Hayes), and the light-on-his-toes oaf Curly (Will Sasso) and plunked them down in 21st-century America, where a babe (Sofia Vergara) and her boyfriend (Craig Bierko) lure them into a plot to murder the babe’s husband (Kirby Heyborne). But once the Stooges grow up and go out into the world, the movie starts to jell in a fluky, original way.

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